An unhappy, scuba-diving lizard. Not unlike the unhappy, scuba-diving lizard I saw in Hawaii last year...but he was a very small crab, not a lizard. And he wasn't wearing his oxygen tank when I got there.

Fulfilling my dream of becoming an icon...

Aardvarks don't really wear scarves.

I heard a parrot once say, "Miss Evelyn, gimme a beer!"
...this is not a painting of that parrot. This one doesn't drink.

Who needs a giraffe with a body? Not me, that's for sure.

Funny Animals

He's a jumpin frog.

Sportscowster.